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Apr. 26th, 2010|08:19 am |
I may not be able to buy happiness, but I still want the money.
Surprisingly, the personal lubrication aisle at Wal-Mart isn't as great of a pick-up spot as you might think.
The Top Hollywood Facebook Status Updates
- James Cameron: Going to egg Lucas' house & ILM brb
- Jesse James and Tiger Woods are now friends.
- Sandra Bullock: Where did I put my butcher knife?
- Ralph Macchio: Please join my new group "Stop the Karate Kid Remake!"
- Mickey Rourke has updated his profile picture. Mickey Rourke has updated his profile picture. Mickey Rourke has...
- Nic Cage: Just finished my taxes. Whoops! Another house down.
- Sylvester Stallone: Friend request to Adrian. Yo, Adrian. ADRIAN!!!!!
The Top Totally Made-Up Facts About Dinosaurs to Tell Your Six-Year-Old Nephew
- ...and they all died because the girl dinosaurs all had humongous dinosaur cooties.
- The hard covers on textbooks are made from the skin of dinosaurs that were killed by hunters in Texas.
- Pterodactyls hunted by picking up small rat-like animals, taking off, and dropping the rats on their prey like bombs. Then they ate the rats for dessert.
- The earth would have gotten too cold for dinosaurs to survive if it hadn't been for all the dinosaur farts keeping things warm.
- Tyrannosaurus Rex was once known as Tyrannosaurus Dave.
- A frightened stegosaurus could puff itself up, just like a porcupine fish.
- If you tickled a Stegosaurus between the dorsal plates, you could get him to smash himself with his spiked tail.
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