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Mar. 12th, 2010|08:01 am |
I've decided that I really don't like living in a gated community. I'm definitely going to move somewhere else in six to ten years, less time off for good behavior.
The Top Signs Your Skirt Is Too Short
- Upskirt.com rejected photos due to lack of both "up" and "skirt."
- It is two strings away from being reclassified from "cloth" to "thread."
- It was recently mistaken for a headband.
- It doubles as a tube top.
- Wax technicians regularly approach you in public to offer their business card.
- Sitting on a chair doesn't result in any fabric actually being underneath you.
- Forget about the Adam's apple. Your prostate is showing.
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