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Friday, February 6th, 2004
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Event |
| 4:12p |
Q: What is red and crawls up your leg?
A: A homesick abortion!
Q : Whats the worst thing a blind, deaf baby can get for Christmas ?
A : Cancer
Q. Whats more fun that spinning a baby on clothes line?
A. Stopping it with a shovel.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman on a children's playground!
Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
A: Because they're hand made.
Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail its other hand to the floor.
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: How do you stop a baby from choking?
A: Take your dick out of its mouth.
Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear. |
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