jack Tagad Laika atkritumi Cieņa Pats nelabais "AUTOaprūpe"
  • 2/5/08 03:24 pm
  • Our 10 Favorite Bumper Stickers:

    10. War is silly, whack your willy
    9. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
    8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
    7. I'm going blind for mankind
    6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
    5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
    4. War is out, pound your trout
    3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
    2. My bush doesn't declare war
    1. I cum in peace


    Protams ka no http://www.masturbateforpeace.com :DDD




    1. War won’t work, circle jerk!
    2. Don't be a hater, use your vibrator
    3. A whack in the morning keeps anger from soaring.
    4. Don't pull that grenade pin, stoke your bifkin
    5. Agree with Chirac? Finger your crack.
    6. As war clouds thicken, choke your chicken.
    7. Avoid a scuffle with the 5-knuckle shuffle.
    8. Peace is power, fiddle with your flower.
    9. Beat your item, stop the fightin'.
    10. Tickle your dome ‘til the boys come home.
    11. Bush is a chump - finger your rump.
    12. Bust a nut, not a cap!
    13. Cleaning up the world, one tissue at a time.
    14. Cum stains, not blood stains.
    15. Death makes us mourn, get off to porn.
    16. Do unto yourself, not unto others.
    17. Dolphins are for flogging, not recon.
    18. Don't be a meanie, just stroke your weinie!
    19. Don’t be a shooter, play with your cooter
    20. Don't be a thug, just have a quick chug!
    21. Don't be a tool of the man - man your tool!
    22. Don't be mean, use Vaseline!
    23. Don't believe the lies, squeeze your inner thighs
    24. Don't defeat, use your meat
    25. Don’t dig holes, stroke your poles
    26. Don't feel hate ejaculate
    27. Don’t fight for gas, finger your ass
    28. Don't fight for gasoline, use your Vaseline!
    29. Don't fight, shoot the white!
    30. Don't fuck Afghanis, wet your panties.
    31. Don’t get pissed, bury your fist.
    32. Don’t hate Saddam, play with your yam.
    33. Don't hate, self fellate
    34. Don’t invade by land, invade yourself by hand.
    35. Don't invade just get laid
    36. Don't join the army, slap the salami!
    37. Don’t join the navy, play with davey!
    38. Don't let war linger, give Bush the finger
    39. Don't listen to Powell, jizz on a towell
    40. Don’t play god stroke your rod
    41. Don't prick your finger, finger your prick!
    42. Don’t raid his palace, stroke your falice
    43. Don't shoot, play the skin flute
    44. Cum swell on Rumsfeld.
    45. Don't Spill Blood So War Will Cease, Spunk A Load And Bring The Peace
    46. Don't spill blood, pound your pud
    47. Don't support Bush, spank someone's tush!
    48. Don't Use Poison Gas, Finger Your Ass
    49. Don’t be a country wrecker, tug your pecker
    50. Don’t be a meany, touch your weany
    51. Don’t blame france jizz your pants
    52. Don’t cock your rifle.... rifle your cock
    53. Don’t go to bed and dream of hate, stay up late and masturbate!!
    54. Don’t make war a habit, stroke the rabbit
    55. Drop a load - not a bomb
    56. Drop pants not bombs
    57. Drop the gun, have some anal fun
    58. Drop your gun, tuggin’s fun.
    59. Exercise your right arm not your right to bear arms
    60. Fap for freedom
    61. Fire a Missile...of love
    62. Forget American hedgemoney, get in my pot & stir the honey.
    63. Forget Baghdad, Empty Your Dad-Bag!
    64. Forget Iraq, have a jack
    65. Forget Saddam, just use your palm
    66. Forget the tank, yank your plank
    67. Forget the war, just stroke your oar
    68. Fuck war, then yourself
    69. Get blinded by Fun, not Guns!
    70. Give peace a chance go down your pants
    71. Give peace a chance, wax your lance
    72. Give the fighting a break, pet your trouser snake
    73. Give war a rest, cum on your chest
    74. Hairy palms, not scary bombs
    75. Hate to war mong love to use your dong
    76. Hone your bone in the demilitarized zone!
    77. I'd rather have cum on my hand than blood on my hands
    78. I'm a peace hoochie, rubbin my coochie
    79. I'm pulling for peace in the Middle East
    80. I cock my gun for peace
    81. I love the smell of mypalm in the morning.
    82. I mean no harm, except to my arm
    83. I support love puddles, not blood puddles
    84. If only our leaders would squeeze their peters!
    85. If war makes you pout, rub one out
    86. If war was school play hookie, Stay at home and stroke your wookie
    87. If you stroke it, war won't cum...
    88. Inspect your own chemical sites
    89. IT'S BETTER TO PULL IT THAN TO SHOOT A BULLETT!!!
    90. It’s your civic duty to fondle your booty
    91. Jerk your weasel, don't fight for diesel
    92. Jiszm Heals All Schisms
    93. Kill kittens, not Iraqis.
    94. Killing's wrong! Squeeze your dong!
    95. KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
    96. Let's balm ourselves!
    97. Play with your thing to let freedom ring.
    98. Let the middle east be, play with mini-me
    99. Let your penis roar, and stop the war
    100. Lick your fingers and fire not stingers
    101. Lube the toys, Don't send the boys
    102. Lubrication, not blown-up Nation!
    103. Make it rain cum not blood
    104. Make it rain cum not blood
    105. Make the one eyed weezal cry not a victum
    106. Make war fail, leave a snail trail
    107. Massage your head, befor there all dead!
    108. Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
    109. Masturbate, don’t detinate
    110. Masturbation is the Fad, not bombing Baghdad!
    111. Enemas not enemies
    112. Mushroom heads, not mushroom clouds.
    113. Mutual masturbation not mutual anihilation
    114. No bullets to the head, wack-off in the tool shed
    115. No more coffins, Flog your dolphins!
    116. No need to mourn, just polish your horn
    117. No surface to air missiles, just a fist full of jizzles
    118. Not in my name, in my palm
    119. Nut in her eye so that warplanes don't fly
    120. One if by land, two if by sea, lay down your arms, stroke your pee-pee
    121. oorlog is flauwekul - trek liever aan je lul
    122. Peace calls teabag your balls
    123. Peace is cuter, touch your cooter
    124. Peace Is In The Palm Of My Hand
    125. Peace is kickin', choke your chicken! Peace is funky, spank your monkey!
    126. War ain’t workin', jerk your gherkin!
    127. Peace is sweet, grill your meat.
    128. Peace will succeed hands down.
    129. Personal release - do it for peace!
    130. Play with your breast ( o )( o ) so men wont get shot in the chest!
    131. Play with your penis, let peace be between us.
    132. Protect our land, use your hand
    133. Protect the nation through self-stimulation!!!!
    134. Prune a Bush -- don't elect one!
    135. Pull out your cock, not your rifle.
    136. Punish your beast not the middle east
    137. Put down the bombs and raise your palms
    138. Quit the combat, stroke your wombat!
    139. Saddam Might Buckle If You Bury It To The Knuckle!!
    140. Save a soul, finger your hole
    141. Saving the world, one Kleenex at a time.
    142. Say NO to scud missiles, YES to smut pixels!
    143. scheuz den kasper, nicht in basra
    144. Search for white gold, not black.
    145. Shoot your jizz, not Tariq Aziz.
    146. Shoot your wad, fuck jihad
    147. Side with France, unzip your pants
    148. Take a stand, fuck your hand
    149. Slam the ham, not Saddam
    150. Slam your cock, not Iraq!
    151. Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
    152. Slap your ham for Uncle Sam!!
    153. Smack your fanny don’t kill afghanies
    154. Spank your monkeys, Not other countries
    155. Spit in your hand, don't bomb Iran!!
    156. Stain your clothes with cum, NOT BLOOD!
    157. Stop Bombs From Tickin', Choke Your Chicken!
    158. Stop the fire, twist your wire
    159. Stop the pain make a stain
    160. Stop world collapse - caress your flaps
    161. Stroke banana cream pie, and no one will die
    162. Stroke your grass, don't kick their ass
    163. Stroking our cocks, keeps us out of a pine box
    164. Take a j for peace today
    165. The bombs won't be quakin' if you grease your bacon
    166. The time has come for us to resist, so drop your pants and hump your fist
    167. The willie's willin', stop the killin'
    168. There's enough vaseline to go around, don't start a war
    169. Things aren't as bad as they seem, when your shootin' your cream
    170. This world is going down the tubes, lick your own boobs!
    171. Tickle your clit, the world will benefit!
    172. To hell with this killin’ - take time for some jillin'
    173. To make the world great you need to masturbate!
    174. To save ourselves from World War Three, masturbate in unity!
    175. To the hell with operation desert blizzard, we'd better just milk the lizard
    176. To Win Against Dubya, Get Down and Rubya
    177. Toss yourself - not bombs
    178. Touch it right prevent a fight.
    179. Tug your pud for the greater good
    180. Use a Sock, Not a Tomahawk
    181. Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon
    182. War's a shock, play with your cock.
    183. War's enough pet your muff
    184. War's no good. Touch your wood
    185. War - Let's Spare It... Cuff Your Carrot
    186. War is a sham, shake your lamb!
    187. War is an affront, tickle your cunt
    188. War is corny, I'd rather be horny
    189. War is crude- stock up on lube
    190. War is daft, stroke your shaft
    191. War is dumb, squirt some cum
    192. War is fake, ice the cake!
    193. War is icky, stroke your dicky
    194. War is not funny, pat your bunny
    195. War is not grand, use your hand
    196. War is old fashioned, jerk it with passion!
    197. War is phony, grease your pony
    198. War is rough, finger your muff.
    199. War is shitty, rub your titties
    200. War is sick, grab your dick.
    201. War is sickly, rub it quickly!
    202. War is trash...grease up your gash!
    203. War is uncanny, tickle your fanny
    204. War is vile - so, ourselves we'll defile!
    205. War is vulgar, flick your vulva
    206. War should end, help jerk a friend.
    207. War sucks so pet the ducks!
    208. War sucks, pound your nuts.
    209. WAR: Stroke it, don't provoke it
    210. Whack your vein, not Hussein!
    211. When feeling mad, beat your chad.
    212. When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.
    213. When your country calls, play with your balls
    214. When your heart gets that flutter, whip it out and stroke that putter
    215. Why attack, when you can whack?
    216. Why fight a war, when you can masturbate over a whore
    217. Why lose your head, when you can splooge in bed
    218. With a slick dick cums peace quick!
    219. Your gun kills, my gun spills
    220. Name: shoot to spill not to kill
    221. Stroke your donger, don't be a warmonger
    222. War is hell, ride your swell
    223. Save a (navy) seal, get wet for peace
    224. A blue pill and lotion can stop the commotion
    225. A fight isn't worth pickin', choke your chicken
    226. Abort the mission, choke your chicken
    227. All we are saying is give pants a cheese
    228. Attack your crack, not Iraq!!
    229. Be a masturbator, not an instigator
    230. Beat war one jerk at a time
    231. Beat war with your meat
    232. Beat ‘til you’re sore, don’t declare war.
    233. Blow in your hand, not a foreign land.
    234. Blow off some steam, release your cream.
    235. Blow Your Load Before Bombs Explode
    236. Bomb a rag, not Baghdad
    237. Boycott war, self explore.
    238. Bush's a dorkus. Pump yer porpoise.
    239. Bush and Dick!?! It's better to jack off!
    240. Climax - not anthrax.
    241. Control your anger... pluck your twanger!
    242. Cream of Meat: The peaceful solution
    243. Creating world peace, one stain at a time
    244. Cum in hand, not gun inhand!
    245. Don't be lazy, beat it like crazy!
    246. Don't be the meanest, just tuch your penis
    247. Don't enlist, use your wrist
    248. Don’t exert force, throttle your horse.
    249. Don't flex your pex, have solo sex!
    250. Don’t go into a foxhole , just stroke your pole.
    251. Don't hate, vibrate!
    252. Don’t have a fit, finger your clit.
    253. Don't invade foreign land, work that gland.....BIOTCH!!
    254. Don't Let Your Country Down Cum On Everybody Punch Your Clown
    255. Don't Prolifirate - Masturbate!
    256. Don't scream and shout, rub one out!
    257. Don't spill foreign blood, whack your pud
    258. Don't spread terror, be a cock ring barer!
    259. Don't start a disaster play with your master
    260. Don’t submit, play with your clit
    261. Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff
    262. Don’t use a cleaver play with your beaver!
    263. Don’t back war, just play with your sack more
    264. Don’t bomb china, finger your vagina
    265. Don’t discriminate, ejaculate.
    266. Don’t drop a nuke, make your dick puke
    267. Don’t fight, But beat all night.
    268. don’t get pissed, finger your clitor-is
    269. Don’t invade Iraq, Whack Jack!
    270. Don’t let war hit, Just grab your tit
    271. don’t use guns, spread your own buns.
    272. Ending middle-east funk with my spunk
    273. Explode in your face, not another race!
    274. fo' shizzle, I'd rather drizzle than go and kizzle
    275. Forget boot camp, make yourself damp
    276. Forget Poison Gas, Finger Your ass
    277. Forget the body armor be a self harmer
    278. Forget the war be a self whore
    279. Genitals for gentleness.
    280. Get head, not dead.
    281. Give peace a chance, put your hand in your pants!
    282. Give peace a try, drain yourself dry
    283. Give peace the nod, spank your rod!
    284. Give war, and yourself, the middle finger
    285. Hard Cocks not hard Targets!
    286. I'm a professional whacker....not a hijacker
    287. I’ve got the whole world's piece, in my hands...
    288. I fire my 1 millimeter
    289. I will shoot all my juice to stop war's abuse!
    290. If I only have one load to give, let me give it for peace!
    291. If you really want peace for the Red, White and Blue, make less guns, and more goo
    292. Ignore the bull, give it a pull
    293. Imagine Peace (of Ass!)
    294. Instead of filling coffins, flog your dolphins.
    295. Instead of Saddam, I’ll battle my palm
    296. It's the world's loss if you don't toss
    297. It’s your fate, masturbate!
    298. Jack Z. Johnson for President
    299. Jiggle your sac for Iraq
    300. Jizm, not terrorism
    301. Join the tug of war
    302. Just fondle your balls when draft day calls
    303. Just say "No sir" while polishing the gopher.
    304. Just touch it
    305. Keep it greased for the Middle East
    306. Keep it neat,beat your meat
    307. Keep the peace, rub your fleece
    308. Ladies flick your bean, to stop the war machine!
    309. Lay the seeds of peace in your hand
    310. Laying the seeds for peace
    311. Leave the guns on the shelf, play with yourself.
    312. Less Tanks, More Spanks
    313. Let your hands do the the talking
    314. Lovin' Arabia by rubbin my labia
    315. Lovingly massage what is between your thighs, to save all our soldiers lives.
    316. Make a point, stroke your joint!
    317. Make it straight to fight the hate
    318. My hands are stained white with peace.
    319. My palms are hairy 'cause war is scary.
    320. My palms get hairy when the world gets scary
    321. No more battle, Give it a rattle!
    322. No more malice, stroke your phallus
    323. On world peace's behalf, i'll stroke the giraffe
    324. Onanism, Not Imperialism
    325. Our wrists are sore for no more war!
    326. Peace is coming and so should you!
    327. Peace is great, so mastubate!
    328. Pocket rockets instead of military dockets
    329. Protect your nation withmasturbation!
    330. Protesting while Porn-testing
    331. Pullin the anaconda for peace in Rhwanda
    332. Put a sock on it
    333. Put down that thang and stroke your wang
    334. Put down the gun, touching your wiener is more fun
    335. Put up the white flag and flag your up white
    336. Put war to a final rest, shoot your goo all over your chest!
    337. Raise your cocks, fellow Americans and give the world peaceful dick-tation.
    338. Rock Out with your cock out, Hang out with your wang out-Go Peace!
    339. Rub one out, not the whole world
    340. Saluting world peace by tuggin with grease
    341. Save our troops by shooting yours!
    342. Say no to war, stroke it till it's sore
    343. Self abuse in hopes for a truce
    344. Self love for the white dove
    345. Self Rape, Instead of Self Hate, HOLY SIHT LETS MASTURBATE!
    346. Semen cleans off hands more easily than does blood.
    347. Shine your knob, Not your boots.
    348. Shoot it in your eye, if you don't want to die.
    349. Shoot your cum, war is dumb.
    350. Shoot your goop not a troop
    351. Shoot your load, don't let the bombs explode
    352. Shoot your load, not your gun
    353. Slam your pee-er, not Korea
    354. Slap Salami, Not Sadami
    355. Smack the baboon ,make peace cum soon
    356. Sore wrists, not iron fists
    357. Strangle Kojak, Not IRAQ
    358. Start a disaster, yank it faster
    359. Stop packin' and start whackin'
    360. STOP THE FRICKEN' WAR, CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN MORE
    361. Stop the killin’, start the spillin’!
    362. Stop the war in motion, stroke it with lotion!
    363. Stop the war, masturbate more.
    364. Stroke your member on the 17th of November (World Peace Day)
    365. Stroke your war head!
    366. Support the UN, masturbate again
    367. The only good suicide bomb lands in a Kleenex.
    368. The only gun I own is between my legs
    369. The only rockets we should be setting off are our own.
    370. the strong wrist of a true peace activist
    371. The war is a fraud so I am gonna shoot my wad.
    372. There’s no war when your a whore
    373. This war's not workin’, better jerk your gherkin, peace is your job, polish your knob.
    374. To make Iraq free, spank the monkey
    375. Toss your rocks, not a grenade.
    376. Touch your gine for mankind.
    377. Help Uncle Sam, tug your ham.
    378. United we stand like the dick in my hand
    379. Unload your stock not your glock
    380. Use your anger, yank your wanker.
    381. Use your wrist, not your fist
    382. Wank for peace: the sweet release!
    383. War's not safe, jerk till you chafe
    384. War's the Issue, So Grab a Tissue
    385. War costs money, dabble in your honey.
    386. War is a stinker, thumb your sphincter.
    387. War is a waste, make some human paste.
    388. War is bad grab your nad.
    389. War is bad, masturbate and be glad
    390. War is dumb sit on your thumb!
    391. War is for fools, masturbation rules.
    392. War is for half-wits, polish your clits
    393. War is Hell, Ring your bells
    394. War is icky, make your pants sticky
    395. War is queer, thumb your rear.
    396. War is whack, fondle your crack.
    397. War is wrong , beat your dong!
    398. War is wrong, play with your dong.
    399. War isn't what we need, plant your seed!
    400. War is for wussies. play with your pussies.
    401. Waste semen, not sea men.
    402. We shall over cum!
    403. Weapons of mass eruption.
    404. Whack your gadget and burry the hatchet.
    405. When it gets hot, rub your twat.
    406. World peace is within our grasp!
    407. Beat the meat to sound a retreat.
    408.

    Help Hans Blix - whack your dicks
    409.

    War's not cool, school your tool
    410.

    Peace is good -- pull back your hood
    411.

    Don't listen to Blair, play with your pubic hair
    412.

    Don't bomb cities, pet your kitties
    413.

    War is dumb thumb your bum
    414.

    Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel
    415.

    Rub your snake for peace's sake
    416.

    My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
    417.

    Jill it, don't kill it
    418.

    War is unpleasant, tickle your pheasant
    419.

    Don't cross the ocean, just grab some lotion
    420.

    Don't attack - play with Jack
    421.

    For peace to work, you need to jerk
    422.

    Give your Bush the finger!
    423.

    Peace is cool, pull your tool
    424.

    Fire your Peter, not your 8 millimeter
    425.

    Better Head than Dead
    426.

    Spread your flower's power
    427.

    My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
    428.

    Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank
    429.

    Don't enlist, use your fist!
    430.

    Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
    431.

    War is dumb, beat yourself numb
    432.

    Cock custard, not gas (mustard)!
    433.

    Peace is the goal, stroke your pole
    434.

    Peace: a stroke of genius
    435.

    We won't reach peace until you release
    436.

    Bury your fingers, not bodies
    437.

    Shizzle your nizzle, don't kizzle the pizzle. Yo.
    438.

    Fight for good, beat your wood
    439.

    Don't flaunt your power--prune your flower
    440.

    Peace is right, grip it tight
    441.

    Attack your crack, not Iraq!
    442.

    Stop human loss, give yourself a toss
    443.

    Ignore Bush's war calls, play with your balls
    444.

    Three times a day keeps war at bay
    445.

    Stop the hurt, let it spurt
    446.

    Ban war, jerk some more
    447.

    If you pound it, peace will come
    448.

    Give bush the finger
    449.

    War's a dud, pound your pud
    450.

    Don't be Bush's flunky, spank your monkey
    451.

    War is sick, play with your dick
    452.

    Peace rocks, whack your cocks!
    453.

    Service your rod, not your rifle
    454.

    Put your guns on your shelf, go fuck yourself
    455.

    Stop the war, I want to get off
    456.

    War is evil, wank your weasel
    457.

    What if they gave a war, but instead everyone came?
    458.

    Smack your Jack, not Iraq!
    459.

    Don't grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline
    460.

    Save Our Soldiers, Touch Your Privates
    461.

    Let your wood do some good
    462.

    I'm frigging against this war
    463.

    Ring your bell. Stop this hell
    464.

    Jack Mehoff for President
    465.

    Grease your cukes to stop the nukes
    466.

    War's funky, spank your monkey
    467.

    Pound Penises Into Plowshares
    468.

    Beat your little man, not Afghanistan
    469.

    War's not the only way to soothe an agitated bush.
    470.

    Don't flatten Iraq, just strangle Kojak
    471.

    There's no time for war if you yank 'til you're sore
    472.

    Save our nation through masturbation
    473.

    Don't Wag the Dog, Flog the Log
    474.

    Don't send troops to die, give masturbation a try
    475.

    War can wait, masturbate!
    476.

    If you don't want to die, hump a pie
    477.

    Vibrate don't annihilate
    478.

    If you don't stroke it who will
    479.

    War is fickle, tickle your pickle
    480.

    Who wants to mourn? Jerk of to net-porn!
    481.

    If we can't screw ourselves, we're all screwed
    482.

    Onanism, not pugilism!
    483.

    Harry Palms for President!
    484.

    Forget war, be a self whore!
    485.

    My patriot missile explodes for peace
    486.

    A hot hand on a cold night, not a cold knife in a hot fight
    487.

    War isn't cool, flog your mule.
    488.

    Blue Balls=War
    489.

    No military rank comes close to a wank
    490.

    Forget Jihad, shoot your wad
    491.

    A stroke a day keeps the bombs away
    492.

    Enough with rancor, yank your wanker
    493.

    Pull your plum and peace will come
    494.

    Violence ain't workin', try jerkin' your Gherkin
    495.

    I'd rather spill than kill
    496.

    Finger your crack - not Iraq
    497.

    Don't have a fit, rub your clit
    498.

    Stab your clam.... not Saddam!
    499.

    No need to hurt when you can squirt!
    500.

    Punch the clown... Not the enemy!
    501. Hairy palms not cluster bombs
    502. Pocket pool for peace
    503. Give war the finger
    504. Semper Fi, self-gratify
    505. If your semen is a spillin', there won't be time for any killin'!
    506. Lay a hand on yourself before laying a hand on others
    507. War is out pound your trout
    508. Pull your cock not a glock
    509. Self-guided muscles not missiles
    510. Send your little troops into your hand, not a foreign land
    511. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
    512. Don't Fire - Pull Your Wire
    513. Pull together for peace
    514. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
    515. Self-Love Not War
    516. More head less dead
    517. No missiles in the sky, self-gratify
    518. Touch your sack, not Iraq
    519. Put Your Fingers In Yourself, Not On A Trigger
    520. My bush doesn't declare war
    521. Suppose they gave a war and everybody came instead
    522. One cum a day keeps war away
    523. Pull Puds, Not Scuds
    524. Rub Your Wombat If You Hate Combat
    525. Be a healer spank your weiner
    526. Beat your meat, not your enemy
    527. Choke your chicken, not your enemy
    528. Be kind - make yourself blind
    529. Let's beat violence together
    530. Peace won't work unless you jerk.
    531. Peace is but a few strokes away
    532. Stroke your piece for peace
    533. Spill Your Seed, Not Blood
    534. Shoot nothing but your wad
    535. Slap the salami, not Saddam-i!
    536. More Wanks, Less Tanks
    537. We've got the whole world in our hands....
    538. Contributing to peace 1 oz. at a time.
    539. Whack, don't attack!
    540. Don't hate, masturbate
    541. If You Must Follow An "ism", Make It ONANISM
    542. Solve global issues with a tissue
    543. World peace is at hand
    544. If you can still read this, you aren't masturbating enough
    545. Gism Activism
    546. Be a peacebringer with one or more fingers!
    547. No arms for war, just hands for peace
    548. War can wait, masturbate!
    549. Forget smart bombs, use both arms!
    550. Hairy palms against dropping bombs
    551. All we are saying is - give self love a chance!
    552. All We Are Saying Is Give Peace A Hand
    553. Halt the meanness with your penis!
    554. Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff, Pet the Sweaty Stuff
    555. Blow up dolls, not people!
    556. Forget Iraq... Stay Home and Whack
    557. Spank Dick & Bush For Peace!!!!
    558. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
    559. Make stains, not war
    560. Peace is Coming ... and Coming
    561. Peace is in your hands
    562. Beat your meat, not your neighbor
    563. Rub out hate!
    564.

    Shoot loads not guns
    565.

    Pound your pud for peace
    566.

    Friction prevents friction
    567.

    Rosie Palms for Prez
    568.

    Rockets are for polishing, not for killing
    569.

    Bust a nut, not a cap
    570.

    Stroke a load for peace
    571.

    I love the smell of semen in the morning!
    572.

    Leave the navy home, let semen go to war
    573.

    There's no time for war if your meat is too sore!
    574.

    Wouldn't you rather be masturbating?
    575.

    Jizin' against Jihad
    576.

    The only war I'll wage is the one on Blue Balls
    577.

    I cum in peace
    578.

    Masturbate before it's too late
    579.

    Give peace a chance, to explode in your pants.
    580.

    Right-hand for peace
    581.

    Sperm warfare, not germ warfare!
    582.

    Atomic orgasms, not nuclear winter!
    583.

    Choke your Chicken, Not your Neighbor
    584.

    Bust nuts not skulls
    585.

    Cum together in peace
    586.

    Touch the world while touching yourself
  • 0 domasdomāt