9/28/10 08:31 pm
He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
9/28/10 08:03 pm
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.
9/28/10 07:57 pm
As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.