es jau ieprieksh atvainojos par pareizraksyiibas kluudaam, es tachu teicu, ka shodien jaadzer, tagad luuk ir arii iemesls - tikko ar ![[info]](http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
heartshaped_box iepisaamies stabaa, vinja jau laikam aprakstiija sho gadiijumu sava journalaal, visiem hujova, bet nu...taada dziive...
tagad, sēžot darbā un miermīlīgi gremojot mīkstās barankas ar Mate tēju, iedomājos, ka varbūt vajadzētu paskatīties uz vakardienas ralliju no citas puses, sākt domāt pozitīvāk...nu, teiksim, apmēram tā - "nu, vismaz tagad Toyota ir iesvētīta"...hmmm, sāk izdoties.
Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
Not surprisingly, the survey was a huge failure because:
In Africa they didn`t know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn`t know what "honest" meant.:))))
In Western Europe they didn`t know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn`t know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn`t know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn`t know what "please" meant.
And, in the USA they didn`t know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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