There was a little girl who went up to her mom, and asked, "Whats that?"
Her Mom said,"A vagina."
The little girl said, "When will I get one?"
"When you get older," said her Mom.
Then the little girl went up to her Dad and asked, "Whats that?"
Her Dad said,"A penis."
The little girl asked, "When will I get one?"
The Dad said, "When your Mom goes to work!"