A man drives by and sees a little girl sitting on the edge of a cliff, crying. The man stops his car, gets out and walks over to the girl.
He says, "Honey, what's the matter?"
All the little girl can say between her sobbing is, "M-M-M-M-Mommy . . . D-D-D-Daddy..." and points down to the bottom of the cliff.
The man looks down and sees a mangled SUV at the bottom.
He looks at the girl, unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and says, "Ah...honey, today just isn't your day."

Ja esi dzirdējis labāku anekdoti, izstāsti. Es vismaz neesmu.