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dziives atzinas? [May. 21st, 2007|05:30 pm]
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederike Ryder
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