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[Feb. 10th, 2010|12:09 am] |
Once upon a time.... a demented time... of beasts and chaos and war and pain and metal and unicorns. What? Unicorns are metal, aren't they? And in this time there lived A man. His name was MAN. MAN worked day and night in the dark, dank, decrepit and dusty mines. The mines, they were in a desert. The desert was home to vicious beasts, worms, wyrms and wurms. I, the narrator of this story have no idea, how to distinguish between these creatures, but i don't care. All i do know, is they had teef. Not teeth, because this was an ORK desert. Anyway. MAN mined radium all day, all night, all twili... no, i'm not writing that word. THIS WILL NOT BE CONFUSED FOR AN EDWARD CULLEN FANFIC.
MUsicAL INTERLUDE
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE PTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERODACTYl
End of musical interlude
We return to man. After years of arduous work he has amassed a hoard of radiocative artifacts. But lo, yonder on the horizon - a bat swoops across the leaden sky. It lands in the middle of the radioactive materials stockpile. BOOM, ZOOT, SWATSWATSWAT (that was supposed to be a huge explosion). In the meanwhile elsewhere, that being the soul sapphire dimension, An eye is being stabbed repeatedly. And some makeouts are underway. We know this, because we receive a datastream from a monochle hidden away in a dark corner.
You know what, i hate this story. I should just burn it. I'll put it someplace public and futilely attempt to never ever ever vever be reminded of it. |
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