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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21014374 Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML |
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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21014440 Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML |
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Andrew says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21014568 Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML |
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neta_1996 says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21014713 Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML |
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Frustrated says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21014729 Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML |
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notakeeper says FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/21014860 Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML |
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fuck off, dad says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21014175 Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML |