Tuesday, December 31st, 2013

Time	Event
10:42p	thejanamonster says FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/21010537 Today, my boyfriend found an old nude of me on his best friend's PS3. I had no idea this guy existed until we moved in with him. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/21010392 Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	bad luck skier says FML http://www.fmylife.com/health/21010566 Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	smokecloud_ says FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/21010622 Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	AnnoyedSister says FML http://www.fmylife.com/kids/21010666 Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21011242 Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/21011264 Today, I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code, and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified for the job. FML (Comment on this)
10:42p	gnafron says FML http://www.fmylife.com/animals/21011483 Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML (Comment on this)

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