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WeiXinLun says FML http://www.fmylife.com/animals/21004433 Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML |
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holiday from hell says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21004056 Today, I went to my dad's house for Christmas. Soon enough, my grandma had commented on how much weight I've gained, my aunt asked me why I'm still single, and my dad joined in by reminding me that I still haven't been accepted into college. Only three more days to go. FML |
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JBChristian says FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/21004047 Today, I flew from South Carolina to Oregon to meet my online girlfriend for Christmas. She lied about who she was. I'm stuck here for two weeks before my return flight. FML |
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jhulich says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21003791 Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML |
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peevedemployee says FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/21004456 Today, we got our Christmas bonuses. Instead of money, the company decided to give us all lunch boxes with the company name on them. I went ahead and put my lunch in mine, then put it in the break-room refrigerator. Apparently so did all the other employees. Now I can't find mine. FML |
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Wtfbro says FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/21003775 Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML |
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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21003547 Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML |
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PityKitty says FML http://www.fmylife.com/animals/21003528 Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML |
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lonely otaku says FML http://www.fmylife.com/love/21004509 Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML |
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Eri_Midori says FML http://www.fmylife.com/animals/21004159 Today, my mother gave me a Christmas present for the first time in 15 years: a dog. Her 16-year-old, untrained, mean dog who wears diapers. FML |