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rainastartree says FML http://www.fmylife.com/money/21002634 Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML |
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JoshuasGirl says FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/21002524 Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, after he repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me. He passed out halfway through. FML |
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homerr123 says FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/21002397 Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML |
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rejected says FML http://www.fmylife.com/kids/21002184 Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML |
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GeeThanksMom says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21003248 Today, my mom called to bestow upon me warm holiday pearls of wisdom: "I hope you aren't giving everyone your natural handmade eco-shit again. Gifts should be returnable. And have a price." FML |
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dr immature says FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/21002747 Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML |