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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21000942 Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML |
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00bsg says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21000068 Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML |
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FML says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21000124 Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML |
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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/work/21000984 Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML |
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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/kids/21000259 Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML |
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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21000427 Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML |
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Anonymous says FML http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/21000521 Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML |
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Isitreallythatbad, says FML http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/21000904 Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML |
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