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10 Maijs 2011 @ 12:09
13 Aprīlis 2011 @ 21:53
50 reasons not to date a graphic designer
1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal street signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their second home.
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
44. You will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
05 Aprīlis 2011 @ 20:36
19 Novembris 2009 @ 18:36
Trīs garīgie likumi:
1) Ir Dievs;
2) Tu tas neesi;
3) Samierinies ar to.
[S.Brown]
1) Ir Dievs;
2) Tu tas neesi;
3) Samierinies ar to.
[S.Brown]
Stāvoklis: - < +
Skaņa: Jeremy Camp - Enough
27 Oktobris 2009 @ 20:48
kruti seju detektori :D
bet vispār reklāmas ar krutas. ķipa faits starp Nikon un Lumix
bet viapār tas pēdējais pat foršāks, man liekas.. kaut ar nav nikons.
bet vispār reklāmas ar krutas. ķipa faits starp Nikon un Lumix
bet viapār tas pēdējais pat foršāks, man liekas.. kaut ar nav nikons.
Stāvoklis: +
19 Oktobris 2009 @ 17:57
13 Jūnijs 2009 @ 20:21
stopētāju zelta likums.
Ja ir ceļš, tad ir arī kāds, kas pa to brauc, un, ja ir kāds, kas pa to brauc, tad agri vai vēlu būs arī kāds, kas tevi paņems!
Stāvoklis: indescribable
Skaņa: goo goo dolls - stay with you
27 Maijs 2009 @ 01:57
Praktizējošais psihologs "Ar mani atkal runā kaijas" :D
28 Marts 2009 @ 01:18
"...My dear child, please remember that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel..."
25 Marts 2009 @ 00:24
internetā ar šis tas jēdzīgs mētājas..
šitais bija kaut kādas firmas self-promotion un 2007 gadā kaut kādu balvu vai ko dabūja. nu tas nav svarīgi. bet bija tur paciņā zīmuļi, kuriem virsū rakstīts tas, ko zīmulis teiktu, ja prastu runāt.. nu ja, bet man likās, ka daži tīri labi..
1. strategy + design + technology
2. License to daydream.
3. A magic wand that really works.
4. Sometimes good design is ugly.
5. Less is more only when more is no good.
6. Works better when plugged in.
7. You cannot not communicate.
8. Good, fast, cheap. Pick Two.
9. 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.
10. New thinking solves old problems.
11. Erasing is overrated.
12. The pencil is plotting its comeback.
13. It does pencil out.
14. Vehemently eschew obfuscation.
15. Grownups should have play dates.
16. We should all be so lucky.
17. Life is a test. Bring a #2 pencil.
18. Write a letter.
19. What would DaVinci do?
20. Quick! Write that down!
21. Doodling will never be obsolete.
22. Sharpen yourself, why don’t you?
23. Do you remember cursive?
24. So Refreshingly analog
25. Apparently, only minds boggle.
26. Release the masterpiece within.
27. Show | Tell
28. This won’t hurt a bit.
29. I wish I could draw.
30. What you get is what you see.
1. strategy + design + technology
2. License to daydream.
3. A magic wand that really works.
4. Sometimes good design is ugly.
5. Less is more only when more is no good.
6. Works better when plugged in.
7. You cannot not communicate.
8. Good, fast, cheap. Pick Two.
9. 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.
10. New thinking solves old problems.
11. Erasing is overrated.
12. The pencil is plotting its comeback.
13. It does pencil out.
14. Vehemently eschew obfuscation.
15. Grownups should have play dates.
16. We should all be so lucky.
17. Life is a test. Bring a #2 pencil.
18. Write a letter.
19. What would DaVinci do?
20. Quick! Write that down!
21. Doodling will never be obsolete.
22. Sharpen yourself, why don’t you?
23. Do you remember cursive?
24. So Refreshingly analog
25. Apparently, only minds boggle.
26. Release the masterpiece within.
27. Show | Tell
28. This won’t hurt a bit.
29. I wish I could draw.
30. What you get is what you see.
Stāvoklis: busy
20 Marts 2009 @ 18:12
atradu. grāmatā.
AND IF YOU WANNA BECOME WHATEVER YOU WANT WANT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO AND YOU CAN BECOME WHATEVER YOU WANT WANT WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO ALL THE WAY THROUGH
Stāvoklis: sick