es esmu tavs mēr.kaķēns.tu esi mans ideālais kurpju izmērs. - vēlviena ziņa, tagad no zoofīla!

"Today, I was walking down a street and I saw a sign stuck to a wall, it read "Look Down", there was a sign on the ground that read "Look Up". After several minutes of looking up and down, I stopped due to dizziness and then noticed small writing on the first sign. It read "You are now an official headbanger". Well played, sign."