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[03 Oct 2004|12:13am] |
1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.
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| :DDD apsurds |
[03 Oct 2004|12:01pm] |
[blazemore> omg i love this song
[blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
[Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
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| spiidam ? |
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[18:10] #journal unable to join channel (address is banned)
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| apskauzhama dziives interpretaacija |
[03 Oct 2004|07:30pm] |
the part i like is where IRAQ's going "we got nothing"
and US is going "PFFFT WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUT"
and then
North Koreas going "CHECK OUT OUR NUKES, BUDDY"
and US is going "Hey... are you iraq? no? THEN STAY OUT OF IT"
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