Atvadu vēstule PowerPoint formātā. Hilarious read, kā jau liela daļa The Onion stuffa.

In the presentation's first section, a three-dimensional bar graph illustrated the growth of Butler's sorrow during the two years since his wife and only child died in a car accident. "The colors in Apologies & Farewells were perfectly calibrated for digital-projector display," I.T. director Bill Schapp said.