Nupat noskatiijos to Larsona Puukja Tetoveeto Meiteni (zviedru versiju). Domaaju, ka buus kaut kaads parasts krimijkis, bet pizdec - bail iet uz tualeti. Un galvenais, ka paluugt nav kam - draudzinjsh un vinja draugi seezh visi pie datoriem un speelee kaut kaadu world of warcraft meets legend of zelda. Nu, un ja arii - ko man tad dariit: teikt chalim "Naac un luudzu pastaavi man blakus, jo man bail, ka tuuliit kaads ieraapsies pa logu vai uzbruks no dushas kabiines"?!
Pusnakts dilemma, jei bogu.

Dear Ryan Gosling,

I've been your secret admirer since the first time I saw you playing a Jewish skinhead without knowing that this was you. After seeing "Drive" all I can tell you now is that I'm in love with you and my boyfriend knows that, and that I want to marry you in my next life and have your babies (my boyfriend doesn't know that).

Sincerely,
a 25 year old Latvian fan girl.

Draugi, neejiet uz "Captain America"! Es tur biju (ar visām 3D brillēm) un nogarlaikojos līdz ārprātam.