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Wednesday, December 14th, 2011 05:34 pm
time to go home

You understand that the time has come to go home when you take the "mouse" to write a note on a PAPER..

no good! :D

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Monday, July 4th, 2011 06:34 pm
shower without curtains

in my new place there is no shower curtain...sooooo I made an IKEA plan, need to buy a bathroom curtains!! :O if not i will have to put in use my imagination and make something from bubble wrap :D
I guess it will make my clumsy moments so much more pleasant :D:D:D

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Thursday, June 30th, 2011 02:16 pm
50 Ways to Annoy/Scare People

/ this is NOT my masterpiece, but id did make me laugh! so planning to use some of the following list to a people who have been bad. like scaring me every single day or just for fun :D / 

 In no particular order... 

  1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 
  2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 
  3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
  4.  If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to  others 
  5. Sing along at the opera. (and sing the wrong words)
  6.  Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 
  7. Practice making fax and modem noises. 
  8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 
  9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 
  10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 
  11. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 
  12. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 
  13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 
  14. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.  type only in lowercase. (*ahem*) 
  15. Dont use any punctuation either 
  16. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets ( love this one!!!). 
  17. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." (LOL. JUST LOL)
  18. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 
  19. Ask people what gender they are. 
  20. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. (I like this one too.)
  21.  Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 
  22. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles. (one my my favorites!) 
  23. Walk down the street making pig noises at people. 
  24. Tell people about a great book, and bring them a book with blank pages. Blame it on the "black market" version. 
  25. Suggest a game such as blind tag, in a sand box with barley wall, and a new concrete sidewalk near by... 
  26. Go to a concert and sing along, but sing the wrong words, or hmm classical...(unless it is classical). 
  27. Nodd and agree with people, then every 2 minutes turn your head back and forth, and blibk your eyes 10 times very quickly and then wask "What? Sorry, missed that..." 
  28. Say "Quitters never prosper hey will you cover for me for a while, I need a nap..."Repete the SAME quote again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again... 
  29. Say "You have to times 3 by 4"
  30.  Get the last peice of cake, them go inot another room, and tell people how goodi it is and they have to go get some in the other room.
  31.  By a person a piece of cole for christm,as as a joke that they have "been bad" but them never get thema realy gift. 
  32. Say this when you make a list,"I need bread and eggs and grapes and apples and pie and cake and ham and cheese. 
  33. Never use commas. 
  34. Spell every word wrong, then yell at people who correct you...(ahem) 
  35. Go to a movie theater, and let out a screech every five minutes. 
  36. When people ask, say it's a disorder, you you have a problem with those who need extra help... 
  37. Walk down the street with your arm up singing "Let's go fly a Kite". 
  38. When a person sits next to you on a bus them start pretend crying becasue they "squashed George". (NOOOOO, he is my yellow, useless assistant!! nooo)
  39. Go up to a man with a women and say, "Oh so you have another wife now, so me and Judy weren't enough." 
  40. Ask people if they have seen the new episodes of shows that have been long retired. But leave before they ask when and what channel they are on. 
  41. Buy a great set of Marbles but refuse for 2 years to tell your friend where the store is.
  42.  When you are about to take a test, say" wait so ok, Sam Atoms wrote the Declairation of Independance (oh I can't spell...), Im so glad she taught us how it is a guarded fact, and Thomas Jefferson ended up getting the publicity." Tne when they all get it wrong say,"Oh, sorry, that was a the dream" 
  43. Go up to someone and say," oh my God it's you!!! Long time no see! How's the wife..." (even if they don't have a wife...) 
  44. Turn your TV so the sound is off, and then when the other person complains, turn it up, but since it is muted you won't hear anyhting. When they stil complian turn it up al the way and say, "God you must be deaf, it's up all the way..." 
  45. Tell someone you have the latest info. The give them a peice of paper with made up stuff on it. At the end write "Sucker!!!"
  46.  Go into a neighborhood woods behind the houses and yell "TIMBER" really ludly. See if people duck.
  47.  If you are alone on a street and someone walks by scream and yell "Did you just see that??" If they ask don't answer, just repete it over and over. 
  48. Tell people there is actually 50 things on this list when actually there are only 48...

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Thursday, June 23rd, 2011 10:02 am
italian

There is NO such a word as DANGEROSO in italian, Egit! :D

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Thursday, June 9th, 2011 12:44 pm
insult that makes smiles

this is a great insult! it even makes smile both : insulter and insulted one ! :D http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare</p>

 


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Thursday, June 9th, 2011 12:41 pm
something for you

this is a great insult! it even makes smile both : insulter and insulted one ! :D

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare



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Friday, April 1st, 2011 08:16 am
yougurt

Day has started positive:with a yogurt explosion all over my clothes.wii.

Plus,I got into metro before metro strike begins.wiii

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Monday, February 28th, 2011 06:03 pm
yo!

This is my brother from another mother! :d

 

ahahahahaha

good! :D

 

 


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Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 11:38 am
Indiana Jones

Tonight was one of those nights when you see Indiana-Jones-style dreams.
woke up sleepy and tired! o.O

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Thursday, February 17th, 2011 12:11 pm
Green

AND WHAT THAT SUPPOSED TO BE??? it's your dad painted in green!

still laughing about this line! :D

//Shrek Forever After//

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Tuesday, February 1st, 2011 03:50 pm
duude

Just called to boss to get some pretty urgent answers from him but he sounded like reaaaaallly chillin' and just said: wellll, i really don' t know..(and than added) maybe I should get back working as a clown  for kids in tourist vilages?"... i didn' t really get what he wanted to say with that, but that's cool, duud

so my qyuestion is:

how this answer helps me? :D heheh


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Thursday, January 27th, 2011 02:20 pm
dolphin

OMG! i see a dolphone outside the window! he is stuck in the tree :O

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Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 05:35 pm
new power

 

Big bang theory...


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Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 10:19 am
Grimbergen

Dear Ms Grimbergen,

Following your phone conversation with ....

 

this email i got this morning... they made me a doughter of beer! :D

 

well at least blond! :D

Dear Ms Grimbergen, Following your phone conversation with ... this is how started an email i got this morning... they made me a daughter of beer! :D


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Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 03:08 pm
bum

lol!

Have you ever bump into somebody who is coming around the corner? like movie style?! :D

funny.

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Monday, October 25th, 2010 08:56 am
mole

Sign that makes you realise that you need glasses:

when you mistaken big lady with a suitcase by big, red trashbin.

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Tuesday, October 12th, 2010 09:19 am
conversation of the century

this lovely conversation between me and my flatmate hyappened yesterday. ENJOY!

G. how do you get to Latvia?
BG:by plane
G.how long does it takes?
BG:2,5h
G. aaa,so you change the planes in Russia?
BG: ???? WHY? Latvia is in EU. we need a visa to go to Russia..

 

(LOL. I know Latvia is a small country. and Italy is pretty far away..but it is still EU..)


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Monday, January 4th, 2010 03:28 pm
lol

..kalmārs joprojām ir smieklīgs! :D

hehehe es jūtu,ka varēs dzrīz sarakstīt grāmatu nevis 1001 pasaka bet 1001 joks par kalmāru! :D

visnotaļ lieliska atvadu ballīte, ar feinajiem, smiešanos,krišanu sniegā un vēl mazliet smiešanos! :)

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Saturday, November 14th, 2009 11:34 pm
hahahahhahaha

:) http://wildammo.com/2009/08/09/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off/

looool, it's hilarious! :D

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