What do you call an amoeba that crosses the road, jumps in a mud puddle and crosses the road again?
A dirty double-crosser.
Why did the bacteria cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
What did the male bacteria say to the female bacteria?
Who needs biology when we have chemistry.
What is the definition of paramecium?
Two Latin mice.
Why did the bacteria make fun of the protozoan?
He brought toilet paper to the crap game.
What did the male bacteria say to the female bacteria?
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Why do bacteria like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
Why did the bacteria lie down?
He was feeling a little flushed.
What did one bacteria say to the other bacteria?
Let's make like an amoeba and split.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an amoeba?
An amoebit. It can multiply and divide at the same time.
Why did the amoeba cross the road?
It was time to split.
Why did the bacteria fail the math test?
He thought multiplication was the same as division.
Why did the bacteria cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Our favorite bumper sticker:
"Support bacteria; it is the only culture we have left."
Why did the paramecium cross the road?
He was stuck to the chicken's butt.
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