| time for a joke :D |
[Feb. 8th, 2009|11:33 am] |
| [ | esmu |
| |  silly | ] |
| [ | skan |
| | Akbar! | ] |
someone once told me:
a panda walks into a bar and orders up
some french fries and begins to eat
quietly. as the panda (possible a hardcore
panda) is finishing up the barkeep walks
over and gives him his check. the panda
in turn (did I mention it might be a hardcore
panda) suddenly stands up and pulls a gun
out of his fur, shoots the barkeep dead and
starts to walk out. the cook sees all this
and runs around from the back screaming
“you monster, what did you have to do that
for?” the panda (which could be a hardcore
panda) responds "hey! It’s not my fault i'm
a panda! (dare i say hardcore panda) look it
up! it will explain everything” and throws a
old dictionary at the cook. the cook grabs
up the dictionary with shaking hands and
looks up “Panda” (he probably couldn’t find
a hardcore panda entry) and read the entry:
"panda: a bear-like creature with black and
white markings on its face. lives in china.
eats shoots and leaves."
šis man ļoti patika .. I luv Pandas :3 |
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