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[Aug. 6th, 2008|09:23 pm] |
Kids today have it too easy. Back in *my* day, we actually had to get on our hands and knees and crawl under a desk to see a girl's underwear.
Mystic 7
My family tells me that some day I'll meet a woman and we'll fall in love and live happily ever after. I sure hope so. Until then, I'm stuck with my wife.
Nick Smith
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