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[Jun. 23rd, 2008|04:09 pm] |
Even though she didn't have cable, had never seen the show and didn't know the characters, my girlfriend made me take her to see the "Sex and the City" movie. She couldn't figure out how the girls got their mutant superpowers. Turns out she had never seen "X-Men" either.
Ken Advent
The Top Positive Things President Bush Has Done
- Well, he never accidentally shot anyone while hunting!
- Dramatically raised the bar for future presidents who want to be considered "Worst President Ever."
- Brought the tourists back to Guantanamo Bay.
- Proudly kept the White House blowjob-free!
- Shattered a glass ceiling by giving female soldiers the opportunity to point at POW penises.
- Heightened the public's awareness of the dangers of PCS (Pretzel Choking Syndrome).
- Helped with that whole superiority complex that Americans had going on.
- Got a really good price for selling America to the oil companies.
- Single-handedly convinced Frank T. Burvis, unemployed Iraq-veteran Klansman from New Orleans, to vote for a black man for president.
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