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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|01:10 pm] |
The Top Differences If Spam Email Were Actually Edible
- Productivity jumps as standard management emails allow employees to eat at their desks.
- The colloquial term for "sphincter" would be "spam filter."
- Impoverished African countries would be much more interested in receiving emails than sending them.
- Computer geeks would become fat and sedentary... er, never mind.
- Every couple of weeks you'd have to defrag *and* degrease your hard drive.
- "Enlarge your esophagus fast!"
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