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[Apr. 16th, 2008|11:07 am] |
I guess I don't handle criticism very well. One time my wife said my feminine side was becoming a bit too pronounced, and I cried so hard I had mascara running into my moustache.
Tidewater Joe
The Top Quotes That Will Get You Elected NRA President
- "Got Ammo?"
- "That IS a gun in my pocket, but I am happy to you."
- "Bullet lead kills far fewer innocents than the lead found in our children's toys."
- "Guns don't kill people. It is the sudden impact of massively velocitized pellets of lead upon relatively unprotected, soft bodily organs that kill people."
- "How do I get Hillary blood off my boots?"
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