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[Apr. 9th, 2008|09:21 pm]
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Well, I killed my own grandfather and here I am! Guess there's no paradox when time travel isn't involved.
Andrew Kennedy

Experience is the best teacher -- because experience will never take you behind the school gym and touch you in your swimsuit area.
Lance

As an artist, I believe there is a finite amount of beauty in the universe; to create beauty in your art means you must remove beauty from something else, achieving a balance. My boss told me I had to clean my desk anyway.
Andy Kerr


The Top Inappropriate Corporate Charities

- Restless Head Syndrome
- Hooter's Heroes
- Bosses' Day Vacation Trip to Abu Ghraib
- Young Scientologists for America
- Committee to Make Every Day Hump Day


The Top Other Rejected Children's Books

- The Cat That Shat in the Hat: A Kid's Guide to Scatology
- Chicken Soup for the Kitchen Floor
- Jacking and Jilling: The Dummy's Guide to Masturbation
- What The Hell Is Mommy's Problem, Anyway?
- The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Organ Donor Card
- You're Different -- And All the Other Kids Hate You!
- The Big Book of Things to Put in Your Ear
- How to Write With Your Wee-Wee
- What Lucy Needs is Some Hot Monkey Love, Charlie Brown
- Harry Potter and the Allegations of Plagiarism
- Horton Hires A Ho

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