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[Apr. 1st, 2008|03:06 pm]
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I just joined a new fast-audio book club. We listen to standard audio books, but save time by just fast-forwarding through them to the end. I finished "The Great Gatsby" in 20 minutes. It's an extremely overrated novel about a lot of high-pitched chirping noises.
Anthony Myers

If I had known it was going to last so damned long, I would have started my mid-life crisis a whole lot sooner.
Kat


The Top Ways Hong Kong Disneyland Differs From Other Disney Parks

- You're welcomed to the park by Mickey Maoist.
- You go on a ride, then an hour later you want to go again.
- Haunted House now known as Visit to Honorable Ancestors' House.
- The nightly Main Street Parade features pro-democracy demonstrators getting mowed down by tanks.
- New ride: "It's a Small Family."
- All American-made toys recalled from gift shop for lack of lead based paint.
- Donald Duck has been replaced by General Tso's Chicken.
- Tomorrowland is nothing but a big map of the world with word "Ours" written across it.
- Goofy bears an amazing resemblance to George W. Bush.
- The scariest ride: Nearly-Out-of-Space Mountain.
- Fantasyland features free speech, fair elections and forks.
- Let's just say the Pluto Burger has a little bit of Pluto in every bite.
- Special family rates: First child gets in free; second child gets you arrested.

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