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[Mar. 19th, 2008|02:18 pm] |
I think math class should teach us useful skills, like how this small, round cardboard tube would be half full of toilet paper right now if I had just coughed up a few cents more for the double roll.
Mixmaven
I wonder just how hot a commodity Cindy Crawford would be if that mole were on the end of her nose.
Norm Wilcox
The Top Courses at McDonald's High School
- Marketing 316: What the Hell Were We Thinking? Grimace
- Time Management 101: Extending the Five-Second Dropped Food Rule to Ten Seconds
- McPsychology 101: It's Food If We Tell Them It's Food
- Chemistry 114: Mop Bucket Hydrology
- Psychology 406: Keeping Existential Despair at Bay While Smiling
- Mathematics 316: Applied Imperial-to-Metric Conversions and the 113-Grammer With Cheese
- Cowculus
- Home Economics 215: Living Quietly and Obediently on $5.75/hr
- Anatomy 320: Advanced Table-Wiping Biomechanics
- Pastry Geometry 320: Pie Are Square
- Self Defense 214: Using Sporks, Scalding Coffee and Hockey Puck Patties as Weapons
- Physical Education 423: Speed Flipping and Endurance Standing
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