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[Jan. 15th, 2008|10:02 am] |
The Top Uses For Glow-In-The-Dark Cats
- Perfect for lighting those hard to see areas like behind the sofa, under the bed and any other crawl space he can find.
- Halloween decorations.
- Nightlights for mice.
- Christmas tree decorations, seeing as how my cat spends most of his time in the tree anyway.
- Think of it as a nightlight that follows you back from the bathroom.
- Endoscopy for the old lady who swallowed a fly.
- Graft one of these onto a bear and you've got an "Anglerfish" for stray dogs.
- Not much, but it is the stepping stone to developing cats with a laser pointer beam coming out of the forehead.
The Top Signs You're in a Relationship With the Internet
- While it may be just the search engine's autocompletion algorithm talking, it does seem to have a knack for finishing your sentences.
- Your mother keeps telling you about that other ISP you used to have back in college and how well it's doing now.
- Every day it's the same old question: "Does this website make my apps look fat?"
- It's intimately familiar with your need for male enhancement products.
- You feel guilty about looking at DVD porn, but the stuff you downloaded really doesn't do much for you anymore.
- Instead of something good starting when the lights go out, everything just stops.
- Google gives you three choices: "Search", "I Feel Lucky" and "I Don't Know, What Would You Like To Do?"
- "So, how many worldwide, publicly accessible series of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching have you been with?"
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