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[Nov. 6th, 2007|08:04 am] |
Swimming tip: Many people drown in only a few feet of water. So if you don't want to be thought of as a doofus at your own funeral, try to panic towards deeper water. That way your friends can hold their heads up in public.
Jerry L. Embry
I bet my mom wouldn't have written me out of her will for being an unemployed loser if she had known how good I'd eventually become at Minesweeper.
Jimbo
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