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[Aug. 7th, 2007|07:54 am] |
The Top Poor Responses to the Question "Are You Seeing Someone Else?"
- "I'll only tell you if you promise not to get mad."
- "Funny, someone else asked me the same question today!"
- "Yes! But she is SUCH a skank compared to you."
- "Of course not, dear. By the way, Chelsea said to tell you good luck in tonight's debate."
- "No, dearest. There's only you and my husband."
- "I'd like to answer your question, but I've taken a vow to protect the president. Besides, my memory of those alleged incidents is rather hazy."
- "Of course I am! We're speed-dating, you moron!"
- "My darling, after I married you I lost all interest in women."
- "Aren't we not supposed to talk about this until tomorrow's 'Jerry Springer Show' taping?"
- "If by 'seeing.' you mean screwing, and by 'someone else,' you're referring to the young lady who's currently underneath me, then yes. Yes, I am."
- "Seeing her? Hell, I'm banging her like a tambourine!"
- "Actually I don't see much, thanks to the zippered latex mask Mistress Angelique makes me wear."
- "Yes, but only because she's younger and thinner than you."
- "Baby, I try my damndest to see someone else every time you and I have sex."
- "No! You see, *that's* the beauty of the glory hole!"
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