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[Dec. 17th, 2008|08:55 am]
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The Top Social Networking Website Pick-Up Lines

- "I've set my Sidekick to vibrate when you're Twittering."
- "You've got the most beautiful fake profile photo I've seen this week."
- "So, are you really a chick, or are you a fat, balding, middle-aged married guy, like me?"
- "Whew! You're hotter than a Dell laptop battery!"
- "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it near your webcam?"
- Wanna put your face somewhere *other* than my book?
- "Out of my 647 hot friends, you're the hottest."

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