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[Jun. 5th, 2008|11:07 am]
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The Top Differences If Postal Worker Uniforms Came From Victoria's Secret

- National pastime of griping about "junk mail" now replaced with complaining about "male junk."
- Restraining orders complicate postal deliveries as letter carriers are no longer allowed within 500 yards of most homes.
- Fewer dog bites, more leg humping.
- Neighborhood dogs chasing the delivery girl would be outrun by the neighborhood boys.
- Stamps now sold in $1 increments so that you can tuck them into the carrier's garter.
- Disgruntled workers wouldn't have anywhere to hide the rifle.

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