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[Sep. 5th, 2007|07:36 am] |
As a CIA officer, I can confirm that working for the CIA is no picnic -- unless you're a CIA officer and you get assigned to spy at a picnic, in which case I can neither confirm nor deny that working for the CIA is a picnic.
The Covert Comic
I now own the world record for fewest hot dogs eaten in an hour. Between noon and 1:00 p.m., I ate no hot dogs at all, but I did throw up three hot dogs I ate earlier that day, so the record for fewest hot dogs eaten in an hour now stands at -3.
Anthony Myers
I'll bet cops get really annoyed when they get stuck in traffic behind some guy who's driving way too slow because there's a cop behind him.
Wade Huggins
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