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[May. 25th, 2007|08:25 am]
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The Top Ways Wars Would Be Different if Run by Women

- "This should be a cakewalk: I've planned weddings tougher than this!"
- Mediator for all conflicts: Oprah, Live!
- Camouflage is OUT... Vertical stripes are IN.
- The invention of the Kevlar thong.
- No more friendly fire accidents; women will ask directions, even when flying bombers.
- No quarter would be given. Ever.
- Drill sergeants replace "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" with "You just don't pay attention to my needs any more."
- Won't let the troops run with bayonets.

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