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[Nov. 28th, 2006|02:59 pm] |
The Top 6 Surprises at the Vista Launch Party
6. The party starts only three hours late.
5. By the time the party ends, the demo machine has finally finished booting.
4. It's suspiciously reminiscent of the Mac OSX launch party a few years back.
3. Due to another embarrassing miscommunication, it turns out that all this time they've been working on a popular Italian scooter.
2. Every time the stripper gets down to her bra and panties, she freezes and then restarts her act.
1. Two large goons come by every hour to collect a "subscription fee" allowing you to stay at the party.
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