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[May. 4th, 2010|11:50 am] |
I just called the front desk requesting turn down service, and she said no.
I'm starting to think I need better representation. Why kind of agent keeps trying to get you auditions for roles in snuff films?
I saw an ad on TV last night for a mouthwash that guarantees to kill all known germs. But who wants a mouthful of dead germs?
The Top Worst-Selling Parenting Books
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