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[Nov. 1st, 2005|04:29 pm] |
The Top Features of Electric Outlet Internet Access
If you survive sticking a fork into an outlet, the entire contents of Wikipedia get downloaded to your brain.
Exposed for the first time to such a wealth of information, all household appliances become self-aware and take over the neighborhood.
Those spam messages offering "Shocking Pictures!" are really true.
Ampere-to-ampere file sharing.
Finally, the reliability of a West Coast energy company has been combined with the responsive customer support team of an Internet service provider.
Once a month a technician comes to your house and notes how many Web sites you've visited. |
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