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The Top Dating Tips Omitted From "The Rules"

- Surprise him by shaving his name into your leg hair.
- Tell him you're bisexual... his predictable fantasy of wanting to see you with another woman will keep him attentive for the next few years.
- Always leave something on your plate, even if you have to bring it back up.
- Always remember: "No diamond, no hymen!"
- If he shows up for the first date in his Starfleet uniform, pepper-spray him.