The Top Dating Tips Omitted From "The Rules"
- Surprise him by shaving his name into your leg hair. - Tell him you're bisexual... his predictable fantasy of wanting to see you with another woman will keep him attentive for the next few years. - Always leave something on your plate, even if you have to bring it back up. - Always remember: "No diamond, no hymen!" - If he shows up for the first date in his Starfleet uniform, pepper-spray him. |