ĶER MAZO MAITU!

atradu pie refused:

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.

I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!

I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."

I'm so goth I'm dead.

I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.