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Apr. 29th, 2004|09:47 pm |
How To Get Rid of Bad Dates
Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
Repeat every third third word you say say.
Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths. |
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