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15. Novembris 2003

10:22: Redzot no riita kafuuzi pilsoni apmierinaati suucot bairiiti, neviljus praataa F.Rablee: "Mani miiljie iemeteeji un venerikji, ..." un diivainu iemeslu deelj rodaas veleeshanaas solidarizeeties , bet tomeer panjemu kafiju, noklausos datortaarpinja riita mantru un domaaju, kaut velns parautu to visu(... cenzuuras sviitrojums....), kopaa ar ( ... atkal sviitrots) un triis reizes ( ... un atkal sviitrots ....)

Garastāvoklis:: Postpiektdienicisks
Mūzika: Pain "Nothing remains the same"
13:46: Regulaarais pirmsveetku atgaadinaajums aktiivas atpuutas cieniitajiem :)
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Scale: 10 - supermodel, 9 - very beatiful girl, 8 - beatiful girl and so on.

The Algorithm states that when you are picking up girls at a Night Club, to find the REAL rating of a woman you have to:

- Substract 1 pt. for each hour after 3:00AM (called the Desperation correction)

- Substract 1 pt. for each drink you`ve had over 3. (called the Intoxication correction).


Lets give an example:

Lets say you FINALLY scored with a 8.5 girl at 5:00AM and after having 2 whyskies and 4 tequilas. That means that the SAME woman, seen at 5:00 PM under direct sunlight and after you survive your hangover will rate a horrible 3.5!!!!!!

That is the cruel reality of life, my friends. So BE VERY CARFULLY of what you get in the clubs.....

19:49: Zem logiem soljo liidzjuteeji ar karogiem un pusstundu liidz speeles saakumam muusejie vaartus veel nav ielaidushi un par to mums visiem ir liels prieks - gandriiz vai viens uz to dereeja. Briizhiem gribas izkaarties pa logu un uzsaukt pusmeenesha karogneseejiem "Allah Akbar" :))

Garastāvoklis:: Sportisks
Mūzika: Led Zeppelin "BBC sessions"
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