eič sī
23 July 2005 @ 04:35 pm
vakardienas lieliskaas saturiigaas sarunas  
-whot is that? red woin? i'd rather drink vinegar than red woin.
nu labi, daargo dzhon, to mees tagad zinaam, pastaasti, kaa iiri lamaajas, saciija amerikaanis, kursh izlikaas par chehu, kursh iisti neprot anglju valodu.
-you can say focking bastard. do you understand what i say?
un tad sekoja pusstundu gara lekcija par to, ko noziimee focking bastard ar dazhaadu attieksmi. ar smaidu, ar vienaldziibu vai ar dusmaam un kliegshanu.
-faking bastart, tizlaa izteiksmee pateica amerikaanis, kursh izlikaas par chehu.
nee, par maigu, teica dzhons.
-imagine, i'd say that your mom sucks my dick.
-mammii, saciija amerikaanis.
-do you understand, i said that your mom sucked my dick.
-mai mammi bjuutiful
-no doubts, but you have to say focking bastard, because i say that your mom sucked my dick.
-mai mammi virgin

un tad kad amerikaanis saaka man kaut ko chuksteet ausii, bija pienaacis laiks iet guleet.