July 31st, 2013

• Reddita nepiedienīgo joku kolekcija
• 7/31/13 01:33 pm
• Things are so politically correct now days, you cannot even say "black paint". Instead you have to say "Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"
  
  Q. Why don't black people go on cruises?
  A. They're not falling for that one again.
  
  What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
  Gang rape
  
  What's the ultimate Jewish dilemma?
  Free ham.
  
  A jew runs into a wall with a boner, he breaks his nose.
  
  Who are the fastest readers in the world?
  9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds
  
  What do bikes and black people have in common? They both stop working after you take off the chains.
  
  I'm not racist. I have a black person in my family tree. He's been hanging there for a while now.
  
  How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
  
  -"How do you know if a girl is too young?" You have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth
  -"How do you get a gay to fuck a woman?" Shit in her cunt
  -"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews"
  
  What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
  A pilot.
  
  what do you call a black woman that has had 5 abortions?
  a crime fighter
  
  How do you make a little girl cry twice?
  You wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear.
  
  How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the trunk.
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