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| Friday, February 20th, 2009 | |
| 2:41 pm | es nevaru beigt spamot.... vareeja pakjert veel liidzi atsleedznieku, zirgu vagaru un nasing spešal :))))) |
| 2:27 pm | Jaunais MK sastāvs Veselības ministrs- A.Slakteris Aizsardzības – K.Kariņš Lauksaimniecības- I.Druviete Zvērkopības departaments- I.Ūdre Zivkopības- I.Ribakovs Putnkopības- M.Gailis, M.Gulbis, A.Seile Zirgkopības- M.Segliņš Dārzkopības- S.Āboltiņa Puķkopības- M.Roze Labklājības- I.Vaidere Izglītības – dr.G.Bērziņš Finanšu- S.Golde Ugunsdzēsības – A.Požarnovs Naftas un ķīmijas- J.Urbanovičs Smagās metalurģijas- A.Kalvītis Pārtikas rūpniecības- A.Šķēle, J.Maizītis Celtniecības- L.Mūrniece Apbedīšanas lietu komisija- J.Dobelis, O.Kastēns, Ģ.V.Kristovskis Vēja rotoru- R.Vējonis Alkohola ražošanas un aprites- R.Muciņš, M.Bondars Apģērbu ražošanas- J.Kažociņš Jūras lietu- J.Straume, G.Krasts Meža lietu- R.Zīle Komisija cīņai par rasu vienlīdzību- R.Černajs KNAB priekšnieks- G.Kukuls Vēstnieks ASV- A.Ameriks Alpīnisma federācija- I.Kalniņš, S.Kalniete, K.Greiškalns, A.Kalnkaziņš, V.Vīķe Freiberga |
| Thursday, February 19th, 2009 | |
| 4:52 pm | 100 Ways to annoy Lord Voldemort and get him to hate you at the same time! 1) Say love you 2) Call him Voldy 3) Sing something from the Backstreet Boys 4) Write pointless notes telling him that hes sexy 5) Tell him about which fashion channel he should watch 6) Tell him that his singing in the shower is enough to kill someone with out a curse 7) Remind him that his red eyes are cute and not one bit evil 8) Say that a pizza diet would make him feel better about himself 9) Tell him that this whole kill the muggles thing is just because hes insecure about his feelings for people 10) Say that he needs to stop picking on teenagers just because hes weak doesnt mean that they are 11) Remind him that he doesnt have a wife or girlfriend and never has or never will 12) Show his Death Eaters that hes a half-blood and then leave him to explain why he never told them 13) Talk about random girly things *wink- wink* until you gross him out 14) Ask that if he was the Lord then why he cant walk on water 15) Say that you know what he dreams about and that its not taking over the world and killing muggles *wink- wink* 16) Buy him a pet dragon and hope that it eats him 17) Ask why he doesnt have anger management 18) Ask him why his doesnt has a cool scar. 19) Call him the-man-who-let-the-boy-live 20) Ask did you have a girlfriend, like ever? 21) Tell him you know this great therapist in London. 22) Remind him that he isnt really alive 23) Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible. 24) Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy. 25) Throw biscuits at him. Constantly. But dont forget to butter them first. 26) Call him "Champ" or "Tiger." Refer to yourself as "Coach." 27) Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles' 28) Say he 'looked better under the turban' 29) Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length. 30) Knit him things. Really hideous things. 31) When hes off to do his dirty work, pack him sardine snacks in a Power puff girls lunch box. . (A friend gave me that one) 32) Die his boxers or briefs a light tickle me pink color. 33) Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' 34) In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drum roll. 35) Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment' 36) Cuddle him at random moments. 37) Say that robe look is a good one for you. 38) Tel him that showers are just as important as taking over the wizarding world 39) Sing Harry Potter isnt a blotter go Harry Potter! Look at Voldy and say, "What he needs a cheering section Voldy because you arent very good for support." 40) Dance around when Voldy is trying to kill you singing "stop burning bridges and drive off them instead" 41) Everyone knows that they wouldnt miss him anyway. 42) Say Im a crazy Harry Potter fan? What are you? 43) Tell him that he might want to be nicer after all you catch more flies with honey anyway! 44) Make up fake visions and tell him that he took over the Wizarding World but he still has no friends. 45) Say that your washcloth is more evil then him. Because its the color black and hes not. 46) Tell him that you dreamed that he and "Dear old Dumbles" are going out 47) Dress him in a shirt that says, "Harry Potter Fanatic" 48) Sing him the clean up song and say that he makes a big mess 49) Tell him that Harrys Potter is hotter than him 50) Dance around and "signing its raining men" at three AM and Wake Voldy Poo by calling him "cupcake" while singing into a hairbrush 51) Voldy you stole my bra again! 52) Pink is such a good color on you! *say this while squealing high pitched 53) redecorate his room so that its all pink 54) Give him a Harry Potter doll "so he can take his anger out on it." 55) Interpret his dreams at the top of your lungs so his Death Eaters can hear you "Last night you dreamed that you went to Candy Land" |
| Monday, February 16th, 2009 | |
| 3:27 pm | Nu kapeec, kapeec vinjam vajadzeeja atgriezties un visu laiku kurseet pa offisu man gar aciim, kas vinjsh nevareeja sasalta savaa god dam Maltaa? PIIIIIIIIIZGJETS |
| Friday, February 6th, 2009 | |
| 3:46 pm | Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate............................... ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ ........................................ DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.htmland try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 orBeer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7. Good Luck Babe! |
| 2:55 pm | Heijaa - piebeidzu hokja testus klabinaat..... Un gariigais arii pizgjets, vieniigais, ko gribaas ir kaa beerniibaa ienaakt no ziemas sala istabaa. |
| Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 | |
| 11:01 am | Hmmm - shodien 13. janvaaris, briivais vakars, briivais naakamais riits - maajaas iet negribaas shovakar, interesanti vai atrastos kaads, kas mani vareetu aizvest piedzerties? Ir paaris idejas... |
| Monday, January 12th, 2009 | |
| 2:20 pm | hihihi Девушка - парню:?- Коля, нам больше не стоит встречаться.?- Мариш, но почему, мы же любили друг друга??- Я слышала. Я все знаю.?- Ээээ??- Ты говорил что у тебя пол года была папилома биоцелатум.?- Цихлозома биоцелатум!?- И лабио сифилитис.?- Лабио френатус!?- Коля, я ещё хочу иметь детей. Мне вензаболевания, на хрен не нужны.?Ушла. Парень думает:?"Всё! Нах!! Больше в присутствии девушек я об аквариумных рыбках не говорю!!!" |
| Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 | |
| 2:04 pm | Sperts, bet tik labs!!! Dakotas indiāņu gudrība vēsta: "Ja tu atklāj, ka jāj uz beigta zirga, kāp nost." Taču pie mums, kā redzams, šādā situācijā bieži izvēlas citas stratēģijas: — Mēs iegādājamies pātagu; — Mēs mainām jātnieku; — Mēs sakām: "Šādi mēs ar zirgu esam jājuši vienmēr"; — Mēs izveidojam darba grupu, lai analizētu zirgu; — Mēs apmeklējam citas vietas, lai analizētu, kā tur jāj ar beigtiem zirgiem; — Mēs izveidojam īpašu uzdevumu vienību, lai beigto zirgu atdzīvinātu; — Mēs pievienojam treniņvienību, lai mācītos labāk jāt; — Mēs mainām kritērijus, kas nosaka, vai zirgs ir beigts; — Mēs apvienojam vairākus beigtus zirgus, lai tie kļūtu ātrāki; — Mēs izveidojam kvalitātes darba grupu, lai atrastu izmantojumu beigtiem zirgiem; — Mēs paaugstinām beigtu zirgu jāšanas kvalitātes standartus; — Mēs salīdzinām dažādi beigtus zirgus; — Mēs meklējam cilvēkus ārpusē, lai viņi jātu; — Mēs paziņojam: "Neviens zirgs nevar būt tik beigts, ka to vairs nevarētu jāt"; — Mēs piešķiram papildu līdzekļus zirga jaudas palielināšanai; — Mēs veicam pētījumu, lai redzētu, vai ir pieejami lētāki konsultanti; — Mēs iepērkam kaut ko, kas liek beigtiem zirgiem skriet ātrāk; — Mēs paziņojam, ka mūsu zirgs ir "labāk, ātrāk un lētāk" beigts; — Mēs ierīkojam neatkarīgu izmaksu posteni beigtiem zirgiem |
| Friday, December 19th, 2008 | |
| 4:00 pm | Naaveejosh zolofta truukums asiniis, honestly blja |
| Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 | |
| 12:42 pm | Hmmm - jociigi. Kaadam manaa kantorii liekas svariigi man pazinjot astonjos vakaraa, ka vinjsh tiko kaa ir pabeidzis manu apraisalu. He,he - kaadus tik iemseslus nevar atrast tikai lai ar mani pachatotu :P |
| Friday, December 5th, 2008 | |
| 12:07 pm | Hmm man shitaa nepatiik...... Kaads vakar nav iztureejis un pats bumbu uzspridzinaajis. Hmmm - nu buus arii suudi peec vinjiem jaavaac... Interesanti gan paklausiities cik skaisti vinja ir aizgaajusi, diemzheel gan prieksh tiem cilveekiem nekontroleejami |
| Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 | |
| 9:19 am | pizgjets |
| Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 | |
| 11:31 am | life Liekas, ka dziive beidzot saak ieiet normaalaas sliedees. Vecaakajai meitai ir forsha skola, kuraa vinja tika paarcelta uz gudriishu klasi no normaalaas. Jaunaakajai ir valsts daarzinjsh, par kuru nav jaamaksaa.... Aukliite ir samekleeta - ljoti jauka un miilja. Atvediis mazaas arii maajaas vakaraa - tas noziimee, ka varees normaali kopaa vakarus izbaudiit no 6:30 :D Darbaa viss iet labi.... Naakammeenes vairs nebuus cheku - naacaas gan pacensties - atmest smeekjeeshanu, beigt eest pusdienas darbaa, bet, kas gan tas ir saliidzinaajumaa ar to, ka uz Heizu vairs nebuus jaabrauc. Naakamie paaris meeneshi gan buus jaapadziivo taupiigi, paldies arii diviem miiljiem cilveecinjiem par atbalstu. Nav jau paradiize, bet miers gan ir - vakaros speeleeju klavieres un shahu - un mazbishkji skatos stulbus seriaalus... :D Atkopshanaas periods ir saacies.:) Oj jaa, un es vienkaarshi dievinu veljas mazgaatuvi pie maajas - es jau vareetu velju arii maajaas izzhaaveet, bet nee - man patiik samazgaat visu kalnu un aizskriet tanii lielajaa ripulii izzhaaveet pa maarcinju, seezhot tur pusstundu un lasot graamatu. Atgaadina vecaas, labaas filmas. |
| Wednesday, November 5th, 2008 | |
| 10:37 am | Pirmdienas naktii pavizinaajosh ar shito skaistuli - pi stuures blja - kaifs http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachm Mani pie stuures palaida peec chetriem mohito - uz lielaas shtraases gan atteicos liist - nav tiesiibu un braukt jau arii nemaaku. Es ceru ka es tai mashiinai aatrumkaarbu nesalauzu, bet puisis lieliski izklaideejaas - smeejaas liidz asaraam..... Man jau arii ljoti patika, nu ok es biju fucking staraa. :D :D :D |
| Sunday, November 2nd, 2008 | |
| 6:03 pm | Un viina pudele vakaraa arii nav nemaz tik slikti, kad noskaidroju kaadu iesauku man ir iedevushi koleegji darbaa smeejos kaadu stundu, bet malachi, pareizi iedevushi- Ice queen. Es jau esu jaukumiljsh un miiljuminjsh, bet pameegjiniet man par tuvu pienaakt these days.... |
| Thursday, October 30th, 2008 | |
| 11:13 am | Jociigaas darba sarunas zaneojere (11:02): ang give me the number as well please to test thx david (11:02): I give it only to my wife zaneojere (11:03): :D david (11:03): so you need to marry me to test zaneojere (11:04): :/ |
| 7:13 am | Hmm - kaa izskataas esu uzbildojusies darba zinjaa shinii kantorii. Seezhu te septinjos, jau puss stundu priecaajoties, ka vispaar neviena gljuka nav un leenaam saaku iemigt savu jauno smarzhu aromaataa :) |
| Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 | |
| 1:27 am | Shonakt sniegs snieg man par prieku |
| Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 | |
| 3:13 pm | Nupat kaa gandriiz nolidoju darbaa pa trepeem, tas gan bija stulbi.... |
