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October 13th, 2019 (07:10 pm)

It has always been true:
"The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys."


October 6th, 2019 (04:11 pm)

October 6th, 2019 (03:49 pm)

Kidzophrenia: The symptoms are almost identical to schizophrenia,* but with parent-specific presentations:

Hallucinations. These usually involve seeing or hearing things that don’t exist, although hallucinations can be in any of the senses: “I hear a baby crying. Do you hear a baby crying? I could’ve sworn I just heard someone call, “Mama!” I smell poop. Do you smell that, too?”
Delusions. These beliefs are not based in reality and usually involve misinterpretation of perception or experience: “My child is the cutest creature ever created. I’m going to have a perfect, pain-free Hypnobirth. Breastfeeding is easy. My kid would NEVER behave like that in public.”
Loss of interest in everyday activities. You mean everyday activities like cleaning up bodily fluids, sweeping up crumbs, folding endless piles of laundry, and cooking dinner? Yup. Lost interest in those things years ago.
Memory problems. I remember every one of my kids’ births in minute detail, but I forget to put the laundry in the dryer at least 50% of the time. I can sing every word of the Wild Kratts theme song, but I get up to go to the bathroom and realize an hour later that I haven’t gone yet.

September 13th, 2019 (09:49 am)

beidzot iepirku GTA 5.
yeye rīt un parīt telefons off omfgggg gta 5 XD

September 13th, 2019 (09:45 am)

its ok. alot of people veg. and theyre happy.
if i see another fat person laughing and having a good time ill start gaining weight!

July 14th, 2019 (09:58 pm)


July 12th, 2019 (08:31 pm)

batl royall tetris

May 29th, 2019 (06:08 pm)

May 29th, 2019 (06:05 pm)

out of touch
out of time

May 26th, 2019 (08:31 pm)

“Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

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