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8:24pm: Parastais telefons
Manās mājās parādijās atkal parastais telefons. nU murgs vienkārši. Bija tik forši, ka neviens uz parasto nezvana, nav jāskrien pie telefona, jaceļ klausule. Jāsauc kāds cits pie telefona. Un tas tizlais zvans... Ir pagājušas 2 dienas, bet man jau tas stulbais parastais telefons ir pieriebies. Un tad kad zvana, dzirdi saucienus, pacel trubu, es nevaru, man rokas netīras utt. Besī šitādas padarīšanas.

8:40pm: For those who understand life!
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For those who understand life!

Life Explained
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You
must go to field
with
the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have
calves and give
milk
to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of
sixty years."
The
cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me
to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the
otherforty." And
God
agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit
all day by the
door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks
past. I will
give
you a life span of twenty years." The dog said,
"That's too long to be
barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the
other ten." So God
agreed
(sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people,
do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty
year life span."
Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
years? I don't think
so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
okay?" And God
agreed
again.
On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep, play, have
sex,
enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy." " I'll give you
twenty years."
Man
said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you
what, I'll take
my
twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog
gave back and the
ten
monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay,"
said God.
"You've
got a deal."
So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
sleep, play, have
sex,
enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we
slave in the sun to
support our family; for the next ten years we do
monkey tricks to
entertain
our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
in front of the
house
and bark at everybody.
Life has now been explained.

9:53pm: Šīrīta sapnis
Atcerējos savu širīta sapni. Isumā: redzēju es sapnī kautkādu vecu, krievu filmas aktieri,. Viss jau būtu labi, ja tas aktieris nebūtu jau miris pirms kādiem cik tur tiem gadiem. Ja jau viņš bija miris, tad kā es varēju ar viņu sarunāties?? Bāc, es vēl tagad ensaprotu, ko šis sapnis varētu nozīmēt. Kāds var paskaidrot?